Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Formal Photos - You Mad?

Walters' Rageface
St Pat's student Rebel Walters has been the subject of much attention recently after the discovery of her 'rageface' from a photo posted facebook. The image in question was originally posted on facebook on the 4th of August by Walters herself, but it took until early this week untill it gained any attention.

"I was just browsing through my facebook photos when I stumbled across this photo of her and I," said student Liam Breen, "and I noticed that her face was really scary, I linked it to my friend Adrian and he worked his magic with it."

The photo posted by Adrian Smith has spurred speculation as to what it is that Miss Walters was making that face about. "She's probably mad at Liam," said witness Tate Corfield, "Look at the coolface he's pulling, he's practically saying: you mad?"

In a response to the comment made by Mr. Corfield, Liam Breen stated that "I totally didn't coolface on purpose, but come to think of it, I do recall feeling a burning feeling on my face, probably cause by how angry Rebel was."

Leading analysts however have found that Rebel was not, in fact, looking at Breen in the photo. Photo analysist A. Smith stated in a report that "Walters is clearly not looking at Liam, our advanced photo analysing techniques show that Walters is looking past Liam, possibly at the roof."

In further speculation as to the source of Rebel's anger, Breen stated that "Maybe she was looking at the roof because there was an invading ninja army, if she was we should all be thankful that she scared them away."

Walters has been praised for saving the school formal from ninjas.

Rebel Walter's rageface was quickly photoshopped onto an image of King Loenidas, further cementing her fame as a classic rageface.